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Clay Dixon (also referred to as Lord Clay Dixon the Sexy) is the sole animator, writer, and artist for this entire page. which means he can write whatever he likes in the bios. People say he's clever, cool, and relaxed. We call those people Liars.
Jacob's the more reasonable out of the three (which isn't saying much) but also normally the most violent. Often breaks out into music numbers from the 80s.
the first comic was actually one of Rabaja's favourite real life lines.
Jacob Stutchman: a quick joker, minor league baseball player, and a goof. Stutchman is usually found aiding Clay in his crazy antics.